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Donald Trump's Hairstyle

Questions and Comments about the Most Infamous Combover in America

"an elaborate
structure best left
to an architecture critic"

-- The New York Times

"Personally, I think it looks good." -- Donald T.

The Donald + The Hairstyle

Donald Trump April 2004

Rate Donald Trump's Hairstyle

***** (31) 6.20%
   
**** (4) 0.80%
 
*** (9) 1.80%
   
** (30) 6.00%
   
* (426) 85.20%
   

500 Total Votes

Conclusion: Donald Trump's hair
needs an EXTREME MAKEOVER.

TV Guide, Oct. 30, 2004, p. 5

Larry King checks
Donald Trump's hair
to see if it's real.

"I'm amazed by how often people ask me
whether or not I wear a hairpiece, a wig,
or a rug, as it is affectionately known."

-- Donald

Hair Poll
Is The Donald's hair real or fake?

Real
Fake

"The answer, for the record, is emphatically
and categorically no: I do not wear a rug.
My hair is one hundred percent mine.
No animals have been harmed in
the creation of my hairstyle."

-- Donald J. Trump

Hair Poll
Trump spends an hour on his hair every morning.

True
False

"I think we set a new record.
We had Pete Rose Monday night;
Donald Trump Tuesday night;
Al Sharpton on the show tonight.
Between the three of them,
we had 30 hair stylists quit."
-- Jay Leno

Hair Poll
Donald Trump colors his hair.

True
False

"I wonder how much longer my hair will be
a national topic of conversation." -- DJT

Um, until you get a makeover, Donald?

"I suppose it's possible that I could rethink
my look for the second season of The Apprentice.
But probably not--it seems to be working." -- Trump

Donald, your hairdo is fired!

-- Madeleine Marr, Miami Herald

Life and Style Weekly, January 17, 2005, p. 47